More Disgusting News About Madonna and A-Rod

The Daily Star brings us the unfortunate news that a hidden camera captured self-proclaimed Catholic Madonna and her alleged buddy A-Rod engaging in sinful congress. In other words, a sex tape. Or in other words, vomit inducing footage of Madonna.

Basically what it sounds like is that some photographer, no doubt of French descent, set up a hidden camera in an apartment that these two misfits visited. Things happened and now Pierre wants 1 million euros.

The Daily Star is making a huge deal about all the legal ramifications of such a tape. Who really gives a crap. If this tape exists, this is terrible news for just about everyone who hears about it (God help those who accidentally watch it). It's also excellent news for Cynthia Rodriguez, whose divorce may become even more lucrative.

Madonna's Chums Join Alex Rodriguez at Nightclub

Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez -- having skipped the MLB Home Run Derby the night before -- reportedly showered, dressed and left 11 innings early Tuesday after going 0-2 and stranding a runner with a strikeout in the American League's 4-3 victory in the All Star game, then rendezvoused with two of Madonna's chums at a trendy, upscale Manhattan nightspot.

Rodriguez , 32, -- who was unaccompanied by an escort as he entered the 40-40 Club in New York's Flatiron District for the second night in a row -- disappeared into a private VIP party room, where he was seen huddling with two of Madonna's closest gal friends, Fox 5 television reported.

Madonna was nowhere in sight.

Meanwhile, attorneys for Rodriguez's estranged wife Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, have recently filed a motion in Dade County Court in Miami as part of her divorce action. The filing seeks to discover whether her husband has hired detectives to spy on her or eavesdrop on her telephone conversations, according to a wire report carried in The Miami Herald. The motion is considered routine in such cases.

Citing her husband for alleged infidelity, she seeks to take sole possession of their $12 million waterfront mansion in Coral Gables, Fla., win an alimony award and financial support for their two young children.

Madonna, 49, has denied a romantic interest in Alex Rodriguez.

Madonna Catholic, A-Rod Faithful

Madonna's Brother outed her as a Catholic on Good Morning America this morning, so her affair with A-Rod must not have happened.

According to her brother, "she's still a Catholic girl" and for that reason it's "highly unlikely" that any fornication took place.

"It seemed absurd to me," he continued.  Yes, absurd.  Absurd like the time she tried to crucify herself.  Absurd like the time she tried to have David Letterman smell her underpants on the air.  None of that happened either.  A Catholic would never do such things.

Alex Rodriguez Back With Wife, Awaits Madonna

Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly was spotted holding hands with his estranged wife Cynthia as he entered a restaurant in Toronto over the weekend, yet he plans to meet with Madonna tonight as he and other patrons of the 40-40 Club in Manhattan watch the MLB Home Run Derby on 60-inch plasma television screens.

Video broadcast by Fox 5 television in New York showed what was purported to be fresh video of the couple -- looking tanned and fit -- amicably walking together, she, 34, wearing a simple blue, printed blouse with a scoop neck and dark Capri slacks, and he, 32, wearing white chinos, a black belt and white polo shirt.

Currently entangled in an anticipated divorce action -- Rodriguez and his wife were described as being enroute to be united with their four-year-old daughter. Meanwhile, The Daily News reported that Rodriguez's agent, Scott Boras, had met the couple with the intention of working out some type of reunion or settlement.

Yet tonight Rodriguez plans to dine at the posh, 700-seat 40-40 hip-hop club at 6 West 25th Street in the Flatiron District -- and Madonna, 49, is on the guest list. Using numerous 60-inch plasma television screens throughout the facility, patrons will watch the MLB Home Run Derby being broadcast from Yankee Stadium.

Rodriguez, who recently hit home run No. 537 to pass late Yankee great Mickey Mantle, has declined to participate in the derby out of fear that it will disrupt his patented, smooth power stroke.

Though Rodriguez -- who has an apartment on Park Avenue -- has been widely reported as being seen entering Madonna's building on the Upper East Side, Madonna has denied any romantic link to the superstar slugger.

WTF

US Magazine reports that A-Rod told a friend that "she's my f***ing soulmate, dude," as recently as February.  To A-Rod, a friend might be anything from a stripper he met in Toronto to an over-the-hill-and-probably-thought-she-was-a-dude-at-one-point pop star, so the credibility of this report is in question.  

Soulmate?  Madonna?  Really?  Marissa Miller might have worked.  His wife may have too. But Madonna does not.

A-Rod Leads an Amusing Life

In between signing $275 million contracts and choking in the playoffs, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has been cavorting around with this broad.  Google "Madonna ugly" for more unfortunate pictures.  Needless to say, Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce.  

Well done, A-Rod.  You're A-Rod, you are married with 2 kids, and you are parading around with a woman (so to speak) who was aggressively taking the world of perversion by storm during your days as a fetus.  Dolly Parton must have been unavailable, or more likely not interested.  

A-Rod denies these allegations, but nobody really believes him.  Maybe they would if he wasn't spotted on an apparent date last year, during which he took a stripper to a strip club (good one dips@*t).  

Madonna, who will basically be a senior citizen by the time A-Rod is 40, also denies these allegations.  Nobody really believes her either because she once kissed Britney Spears (ah sick).