Well done, A-Rod. You're A-Rod, you are married with 2 kids, and you are parading around with a woman (so to speak) who was aggressively taking the world of perversion by storm during your days as a fetus. Dolly Parton must have been unavailable, or more likely not interested.
A-Rod denies these allegations, but nobody really believes him. Maybe they would if he wasn't spotted on an apparent date last year, during which he took a stripper to a strip club (good one dips@*t).
Madonna, who will basically be a senior citizen by the time A-Rod is 40, also denies these allegations. Nobody really believes her either because she once kissed Britney Spears (ah sick).
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