Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Barry, Turn Off the TV and Come to Bed
Giants slugger Barry Bonds, whose reality TV show is about to begin on ESPN, reportedly is concentrating on some television entertainment of a different ilk. Because steroids are known to shrink testacles and develop men's breasts, "you knew it was time to clamp down when...Bonds began watching Desperate Housewives to see what kind of shoes they were wearing." -- From Sportsyndicate.blogspot.com
Doctor X -- the 'Baseball Medic' -- is an anonymous U.S. government trauma specialist with a Duke University sports medicine background and more than 20 years experience in emergency medicine. From time to time he considers MLB rumors, events and news reports as they pertain to baseball players' injuries, illnesses and various other disabilities, both on the field and off.
MLB Rumors editor Greg Fieg is a former sports news editor and award-winning writer whose bylines have appeared on the wires of the Associated Press and in numerous publications, including San Antonio Express-News, San Antonio Light, Houston Chronicle and Philadelphia Bulletin. He formerly was posted in various positions on the U.S.-Mexican border with Freedom Newspapers, and was a regular, independent contributor to United Press International.