I had a smart mule named Theo,
Would stammer and balk and bray;
And then Theo whirled to face me,
For Theo had this to say:
"If you need me at Boston Market
To pull this wagon today,
Theo wants apples and carrots,
Plus me usual oats 'n hay;
And when we're at Boston Market,
Load this wagon just as I say,
For if you dare to oppose me,
You pull it the rest of the way."
Doctor X -- the 'Baseball Medic' -- is an anonymous U.S. government trauma specialist with a Duke University sports medicine background and more than 20 years experience in emergency medicine. From time to time he considers MLB rumors, events and news reports as they pertain to baseball players' injuries, illnesses and various other disabilities, both on the field and off.
MLB Rumors editor Greg Fieg is a former sports news editor and award-winning writer whose bylines have appeared on the wires of the Associated Press and in numerous publications, including San Antonio Express-News, San Antonio Light, Houston Chronicle and Philadelphia Bulletin. He formerly was posted in various positions on the U.S.-Mexican border with Freedom Newspapers, and was a regular, independent contributor to United Press International.